Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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