your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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