belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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