Can i not drive my cunt home
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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