She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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