Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
the raccoons are back...
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