Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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