She announced her abortion via fbk
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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