lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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