He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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