Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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