why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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