Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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