just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Can't talk, ducks in the car
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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