I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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