K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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