allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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