Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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