South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm at about main and main street
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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