Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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