You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
