Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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