I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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