we have pet lesbian snakes
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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