i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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