bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My feet surprised me
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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