Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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