the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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