I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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