just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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