So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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