When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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