so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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