thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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