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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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