Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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