fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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