Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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