he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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