is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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