This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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