What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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