____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Please don't give away my fajitas
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