How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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