found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was born a porn star she said
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
BRING THE BAGELS
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