YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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