dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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