I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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