i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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