i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
