Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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