He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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