it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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