i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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