haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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