i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Randomize
