i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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