he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
how does that bad decision feel?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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