you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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