A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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