It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
wow bdsm is so cute
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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