what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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